Raymond Cloose

Raymond Cloose wasted the first half of his life and is now squandering the second half. The most interesting thing about him is that he has dual Canadian-U.S. citizenship. Seriously, everything else is even more boring, from his accounting degree at the University of Illinois to the one writing award he ever won, which turned out to be a mistake caused by a judge’s spelling error. He is tolerated by three dogs.

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